71 Candles for Chuck Norris
Today, American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris celebrates his 71st birthday. The US Air Force vet has established himself as the ultimate tough guy. Click the image to enlarge and check below for a few Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
When a doctor says Chuck’s dead, Chuck appears next to him and slaps him with a roundhouse kick, stamped with a Chuck capital no.
Gravity does exist, only because Chuck Norris got bored with holding everyone down.